Wednesday, December 29, 2010

First Class Honours

I have a First Class Honours Degree in:

Engineering (Playmobile, Brick Building,), Home Construction (Doll Houses),  Mechanics (Broken Toys) Home Economics (Cleaning, Cooking, Laundering Shopping), Medicine (Children's and Husbands' Ailments), Veterinary (Sick Rabbits, Gerbils, Hamsters, Dogs, Cats), Chauffering (School and After School Activities), Sports & Gender Affairs (Swimming, Tennis, Off Road Biking, Gymnastics, Rugby, Karate, Golfing, Ballet, Tap Dancing), Music ( Piano, Drums, Guitar, Keyboard), Design (Art and Craft for School Projects), (Law (My House – You’ll Do as I Say), Finance (Home Tasks = Pocket Money) Administration (Home Work Helper),  Fund Raising (PTAs) Diplomacy (Cocktail  Parties and Company Dinners), Clairvoyancy (Mind Reading), Psychology (Speaks for Itself), Entertainment (Juggler), Languages (Interpretation of "In Phrases' and Grunts) Fashion (What to Wear and What Not to Wear).....................

I know there are thousands like me! What would they all do without us?!!

Have a great day!

Barbara M Lake 
December 2010


  1. hahaha. I LOVE it! I want to be Wonder Woman! :D Hope you had a wonderful Christmas.

  2. The "in word" coooool! I love the bra. I used to do all those things...LOL.

  3. Thank you Sophia - I had a wonderful Christmas thank you and hope you did too.

    Yes Kathy G - all my own words - could probably add a few more if I think about it!! lol - Photography! Creative Writing (Sick Notes) and i once condensed Charles Berlitz's "The Bermuda Triangle" into four pages!

    That's 'cooooooool' kitty - thank you. I still do some of them which I intersperse with my own life - like my job!!

  4. May I repost this--linking back to you, of course?


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