Thursday, July 15, 2010

Our House - Of Toy Boys and Cougars!

Husband leaving through front door yesterday morning, mumbling something.

Me:                "What was that?"
Husband:        "Nothing"
Me:                "You said something"

Husband:        "No I didn't"
Me:                "Yes you did. What did you say?"
Husband:        "I didn't say anything"
Me:                "I heard you!"
Husband:        "I was talking to myself"  

                      Leaves to move car

Me:                "I do hate it when he does that. Think I'll find

                      myself a toy boy!"

Daughter:     "You'll probably find this gross but I know plenty of
                     people who would be very happy to have you as a

Me:               "Don't be silly".
Daughter:     "Yup!"
Me:               "I don't think so"
Daughter:     "Yes they would!"
Me:               "Gross!"

How was that for a start to the day???

Gross is right!


  1. Very funny. Really. Thanks for the laugh.

  2. Ha! Love it! How am I going to keep up with all these blogs???
    Sans Souci

  3. Okay, define Cougar besides a lovely feline carnivore that resides in my neck of the woods.

    It does pay to forget these conversations but I love that you record them so we can laugh.

  4. I say better a cougar than a "pole cat", dear friend. I'd leave a roar at this juncture but my throat seems months away from that sort of vocalizations.

  5. My head went from one to the next in your conversations. Huh? Why a cougar? What? Here I see that my English (American) is just not suffisante! But I appreciate a funny conversation nevertheless!

  6. Cougar: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.

    Apparently this is a term used by those who are hip and in the know. I had to ask.

  7. Not necessarily one who frequents clubs and not necessarily to score. Just to have a good time and I've heard that younger men love it because nothing is expected of them except to be attentive and play the perfect escort. It doesn't necessarily mean that a cougar has bed on her mind either.

    Famous cougars include Demi Moore, Susan Sarandon, Halle Berry,Kim Cattrall, Courtney Cox and the majority of those are married to their toy boys.

    The most famous of course before cougars became cougars and they were called 'cradle snatchers', was Mrs Robinson!!


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