Mag # 39
Just when I thought things had settled down, once again they've rounded up all my birds!
And now here comes the truck. The truck onto which my beauties will be loaded. I can see out of the corner of my eye that four have escaped and are trying to get back to me. Just look at them running amok - talk about headless chicken syndrome!
Amid much squawking and clucking they're all finally on the truck, crammed together in those horrible wire cages. I can't look. I can hear the truck pulling out of the yard and as always, the noise is deafening. But that will recede as the truck disappears into the distance.
I suppose the next time I see a red and white striped bucket with a white bearded, happy man decorating the side being delivered to the big house, it could contain a part of one of my chicks. Imagine that - a past chick's leg and thigh or breast even, being served up in a bucket with sides of French fries, cole slaw and a biscuit. She may even be hotter and spicier than when she was with me!
So as I sit on my perch thinking about the next batch of young chicks that will soon join me in my coop I have to say that although such a varied love life sounds exciting, it does become tiresome after a while. After all, this old rooster ain't getting any younger.
I do wish I hadn't been hatched in Kentucky!
Barbara M Lake 2010